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Post by rexthegamer on Apr 18, 2016 20:19:05 GMT 1
and the almighty lizard squad
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Post by Devoxys on Apr 18, 2016 21:42:06 GMT 1
flying in space. Suddenly Stunfisk The story so far:
Once upon a time, in the Kalos Region, a woman named Venus, found a Larvesta with the ability, Wonder Guard. Amazed at this rare Larvesta, she decided that she would capture it and name it after her very closest friend, whose name was Stir. She threw the Pokéball into the throat of Stir, hurting the Skiddo nearby as it missed because the Skiddo was a ninja in disguise! The ninja quickly struck down Vannessa with a banana lying on the ground. Vanessa woke up at a random PokeMart near a suspiciously looking tavern where you can buy potions and other random items. As she approached, an Iron Ball fell on her. Then a wild Spearow appeared which wanted a wild battle, but then mysteriously got rekt by Stir then Stir got Pokerus and pulled out a very large Skitty. Suddenly a Wailord appeared and it made a splash. 9 months later Skitty gave birth to a cute Skitty named Skittles which had a small necklace with a bell that used Heal Bell whenever Skittles sneezed. Under a tree was where Skittles liked to run around and look for Stir. Vanessa and Wailord came and whipped out their massive Skitty Balloon. But then Team Rocket came and tried to penetrate their loved, yet fragile Heal Bell. Suddenly an Iron Tail attack came from a Steelix who wanted to have the heal bell for himself! But it hit Team Rocket and they blasted off again. As they soared off into the sky, they accidentally dropped a master ball, which fell onto the Steelix, instantly capturing it and people argued over who keeps it, when little Skittles keeled over, fainting due to the shock of all that occurring right in front of it. Skittles woke up in a panic, searching frantically for her trainer, but she had no one in her sight except for Stir. Suddenly, Solid Snake the Steelix decided to attack a Joey's Rattata, but it was top percentage. Solid Snake defeated Rattata and advanced to N's castle. He found Skittles on the balcony of the castle's South so they teamed up and Solid Snake busted the door. Then Chuck the bidoof decided it would use Hyper Beam on Magikarp which angered gyarados, magikarp's mother. Then Caterpie grew wings and flew into a realm of magical glowing Croagunk that use Fiery Dance to make their living babies glowing too! Then they used Poison Jab on Brock which made his spiky hair need more gel. So Brock asked Solid Snake if he had any. But Steelix just ate his own gel. Suddenly Skitty came out of the closet but awaiting it was a meowth, but the Meowth was rejected and was sent to a Star Wars marathon in Ukraine where brock bought amazing gel which was Wookie-flavoured and he smeared it on his moustache, which really tickled his toes. He then ate a vanillite with some sprinkles which came to life and screamed! However, he continued to eat. Oddish used Spiky Shield and Acid. Then the Helix Fossil split open, revealing our majestic dragonitite! Suddenly a Dragonite mega evolved using the dragonitite and Falcon Punched Captain Falco, who got insta-murdered by the Solid Snake's Solid Snake figure. Then the other Pokemon Smashers reflected on the life of a young Plusle who cried "Bring Wolf back to Smash!" but then Mewtwo came and kicked and slapped everyone at the Pokemon Stadium. Later on, Lucas used PK fire inflicted a burn on Mario and halved Mario's speed. However Speed Boost activated. What a bad idea! But Yoshi appeared, equipped with a nine iron, ready for battle. The crowd gasped as Randy Orton RKO'd Mewtwo outta nowhere. Later that day a young lad named Shulk broke both of his arms and had to get medical mechanics inside of his mind which caused him to become more mechanical than ever before. The Immortals, who immediately saw great potential a few seconds later, suspect tested Basculin Blue Stripes in Ubers and Basculin Red Stripes in combat XXVII. Later, Steelix grabbed a bag of Doritos and some Mountain Dew. He threw them into the mouth of the most wobbly Wobbufett in Wynautland, Wynautia. Wynautia happily danced around and became the most MLG Wobbufett for one second. His title made him famous across Wynautland (also known as Mirage Island) all the way to Pacificlog. But Steelix wasn't done yet, he found Stir and took and took a selfie with her to send to Stir. Then Venessa had her special Larvesta evolve into Agumon, the best Pokemon! But Agumon was noscoped by Wobbufettia, Wynautia's older brother. Augmon slapped Wobbufettia and changed into Volcarona! Wonder guard was Stir's ability. She rekt all the scrubs on Rust and did a victory dance with Wailord, Skitty, Skittles, and Snoop Dogg. Obama appeared and made a deal with Stephan to eliminate all Wonder Guard FaZe Clan members without dank memes. Finally, Steven Stone told him to run away from the Dark Guilds and call the Pokemon police. They rubbed some bacon on it, and some cheese too! This created a Magic Bounce Sunkern named Godkern with 9001 on every base stat! Godkern saw a Charmander and instantly died. Pizza fairies came and revived Godkern! Godkern continues to roam the lands even today. Then end.
Story two
In a place far away there lived a small orphaned boy with black hair that created a fakemon with Yellow Skarmory’s absolute favourite Pokémon. Which was indeed a nerd, but also a Giratina, dank noscopers would be jealous of which had a super scope stolen from super smash brothers from Peef Rimgar’s gay agenda that died falling into Valiancy’s MLG world of bisexuality and a Maractus used spiky butthole. But wait, it pulled out Mark Ronson's Uptown Special that Liked, Subscribed, and Commented which made Professor Oak’s Golurk fly a RKO Yellow Skarmory and falcon punch Ruby. Nintendo ended this story, the end. But wut if story was not kill? Then Ruby flopped and pedigreed Devoxys to hell where he summoned txnnyo and txnnyo got Pop-Up Powerbombed by Flerovium's Flerovium Atom Launcher. While Kim winked at Devoxys, this game was revived. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and MegaHOP created a nasty implosion that resulted in a world wide case of herpes. Which evolved into its own Presidential Candidate, and stole all of the gold in Fort Knox and sold them to 4chan. 4chan then used the gold to buy lots of fish with high quantities of DETERMINATION. Club Penguin was taken over by the might of Anonymous and the almighty lizard squad flying in space. Suddenly Stunfisk…
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Post by rexthegamer on May 8, 2016 10:54:53 GMT 1
RKO out of nowhere! Then....
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Post by Snaquaza on May 8, 2016 12:04:50 GMT 1
I had eaten all of...
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Post by Devoxys on May 8, 2016 16:46:52 GMT 1
Deez Nuts. A donger came
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2016 14:04:26 GMT 1
with the Exotic Nyan Doge
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Post by kizzo212 on Jun 1, 2016 21:52:34 GMT 1
to inform people of memes
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Post by rexthegamer on Jun 2, 2016 11:01:36 GMT 1
and burn everything with rainbow's
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Post by pokemonvortex on Jun 3, 2016 12:57:54 GMT 1
necronomicon on it. Meanwhile, antidisestablishmentarianists
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Post by Devoxys on Jun 3, 2016 20:46:49 GMT 1
continued to rally for a
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